When you approach the girl’s (chicken’s) million dollar run and condo (as Russ calls it) you find them begging to get out to free range. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence I suppose.
Watch out opening the gate, there will be a stampeed, lol. I love to watch them peck around in the yard, but they always end up in places they should not be.
When you yell at them, this is what you get. . . . . I believe this is equivalent to “talk to the hand.”
First on their list of things that they must do that I don’t want them too is dig holes in the area of the yard that I just spent an afternoon leveling out.
Second, roost on the lawn furniture. Here is Goldie ignoring my pleas for her to scram.
I’m apparently not very threatening to them because here comes Sugar and she not only jumps up on the lawn furniture, but she jumped up on the chair that I am sitting in.
I say “get down Sugar” and she says “hmmm” scratch, scratch, scratch, “let me just think about that”.
“Am I allowed here?” Well she is off of the chair I suppose and she loves to cuddle with me.
Hey get out of the day lily bed!!! I just cleaned the bed out!
They have also been cleaning the bed out. I will be amazed if even one day lily survives. They have decided this is the place they wish to take their dirt baths.
I do have a strict rule “NO CHICKENS ON THE DECKS.”
I swear they are standing at the door laughing at me. .. . . . .Bad Chickens!
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May your day be filled with well trained pets, shesh!
Until my next post. . . . . . . .
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